Stewart, who obtained a heat welcome from the studio viewers, addressed the state of the presidential election, with a give attention to differentiating between President Biden and former President Donald Trump, who each face questions on their age and skill to guide. The subsequent 9 months, Stewart mentioned, “they’re going to suck.”
“Look, Joe Biden isn’t Donald Trump. He hasn’t been indicted as many occasions, he hasn’t had as many fraudulent companies or been convicted in a civil trial for sexual assault or been ordered to pay defamation, have his charities disbanded, or stiffed a [expletive] ton of blue-collar tradesmen he employed.” — JON STEWART
“We aren’t suggesting neither man is vibrant, productive and even succesful, however they’re each stretching the bounds of having the ability to deal with the hardest job on the earth. What’s loopy is pondering that we’re those, as voters, who should silence considerations and criticisms. It’s the candidates’ job to assuage considerations, not the voters’ job to not point out them.” — JON STEWART
“I’ve discovered one factor over these final 9 years, and I used to be glib at finest and doubtless dismissive at worst about this: The work of constructing this world resemble one that you’d want to stay in is a lunch pail [expletive] job, day in and day trip, the place 1000’s of dedicated, nameless, sensible and devoted individuals bang on closed doorways and decide up these which might be fallen and grind away on points till they get a optimistic consequence, and even then, have to remain on to make it possible for consequence holds. So, the excellent news is, I’m not saying you don’t have to fret about who wins the election. I’m saying it’s a must to fear about every single day earlier than it and every single day after, without end. Though, on the plus facet, I’m instructed that in some unspecified time in the future, the solar will run out of hydrogen.” — JON STEWART
